Tuesday, October 1, 2013

ObamaCare and Spam (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

I am Ted, Ted I am.
That Ted I am, that Ted I am,
I do not like that Ted I am.

Do you like ObamaCare and Spam?
I do not like them, Ted I am,
I do not like ObamaCare and Spam

Would you like them Red or Blue?
I would not like them Red or Blue
I Would not like them with you
I do not like ObamaCare and Spam
I do not like them Ted I am

Would you like them in Congress?
Would you like them in the House?
I would not like them in Congress,
I would not like them in the House,
I would not like them Red or Blue,
I would not like them with you.
I do not like ObamaCare and Spam,
I do not like them Ted I am.

Would you like them if you crashed your car?
Take them, take them, here they are!
I would not if I crashed my car!

You may like them, you will see!
You may like them if you're stung by a bee!
I would not if I was stung by a bee!
Not if I crashed my car, you let me be!

A train!
A train!
Could you if you fell off a train!
Not if I fell off a train, not if I was stung by a bee!
Not if I crashed my car! Ted! Let me be!

Say!
In the dark!
If you tripped in the dark!
Would you like them in the dark?
I would not if I tripped in the dark!
Would you if you slipped in the rain?

I would not if I slipped in the rain!
Not if I tripped in the dark, not if I feel off a train!
Not if I crashed my car, not if I was stung by a bee!
I do not like them, Ted you see.
I do not like them Red or Blue,
I do not like them especially with you!

You do not like them so you say,
Try them, try them and you may,
Try them and you may, I say!

Ted! If you will let me be,
I will try them, you will see!

Say!
I like ObamaCare and Spam!
I do, I like them Ted I am!
I would like them if I slipped in the rain,
I would like them if I fell off a train!
And if I crashed my car, And if I was stung by a bee!
They are so good, so good you see!
So I will like them if I break my leg,
I will like them if I take to my bed!
I will like them in Congress,
I will like them in the House!
I will like them Red or Blue,
I will even like them with YOU!
I do so like ObamaCare and Spam,
Thank you! Thank you, Ted I am!

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