I
am Ted, Ted I am.
That
Ted I am, that Ted I am,
I
do not like that Ted I am.
Do
you like ObamaCare and Spam?
I
do not like them, Ted I am,
I
do not like ObamaCare and Spam
Would
you like them Red or Blue?
I
would not like them Red or Blue
I
Would not like them with you
I
do not like ObamaCare and Spam
I
do not like them Ted I am
Would
you like them in Congress?
Would
you like them in the House?
I
would not like them in Congress,
I
would not like them in the House,
I
would not like them Red or Blue,
I
would not like them with you.
I
do not like ObamaCare and Spam,
I
do not like them Ted I am.
Would
you like them if you crashed your car?
Take
them, take them, here they are!
I
would not if I crashed my car!
You
may like them, you will see!
You
may like them if you're stung by a bee!
I
would not if I was stung by a bee!
Not
if I crashed my car, you let me be!
A
train!
A
train!
Could
you if you fell off a train!
Not
if I fell off a train, not if I was stung by a bee!
Not
if I crashed my car! Ted! Let me be!
Say!
In
the dark!
If
you tripped in the dark!
Would
you like them in the dark?
I
would not if I tripped in the dark!
Would
you if you slipped in the rain?
I
would not if I slipped in the rain!
Not
if I tripped in the dark, not if I feel off a train!
Not
if I crashed my car, not if I was stung by a bee!
I
do not like them, Ted you see.
I
do not like them Red or Blue,
I
do not like them especially with you!
You
do not like them so you say,
Try
them, try them and you may,
Try
them and you may, I say!
Ted!
If you will let me be,
I
will try them, you will see!
Say!
I
like ObamaCare and Spam!
I
do, I like them Ted I am!
I
would like them if I slipped in the rain,
I
would like them if I fell off a train!
And
if I crashed my car, And if I was stung by a bee!
They
are so good, so good you see!
So
I will like them if I break my leg,
I
will like them if I take to my bed!
I
will like them in Congress,
I
will like them in the House!
I
will like them Red or Blue,
I
will even like them with YOU!
I
do so like ObamaCare and Spam,
Thank
you! Thank you, Ted I am!
