ObamaCare and Spam (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

I am Ted, Ted I am.

That Ted I am, that Ted I am,

I do not like that Ted I am.

Do you like ObamaCare and Spam?

I do not like them, Ted I am,

I do not like ObamaCare and Spam

Would you like them Red or Blue?

I would not like them Red or Blue

I Would not like them with you

I do not like ObamaCare and Spam

I do not like them Ted I am

Would you like them in Congress?

Would you like them in the House?

I would not like them in Congress,

I would not like them in the House,

I would not like them Red or Blue,

I would not like them with you.

I do not like ObamaCare and Spam,

I do not like them Ted I am.

Would you like them if you crashed your car?

Take them, take them, here they are!

I would not if I crashed my car!

You may like them, you will see!

You may like them if you're stung by a bee!

I would not if I was stung by a bee!

Not if I crashed my car, you let me be!

A train!

A train!

Could you if you fell off a train!

Not if I fell off a train, not if I was stung by a bee!

Not if I crashed my car! Ted! Let me be!

Say!

In the dark!

If you tripped in the dark!

Would you like them in the dark?

I would not if I tripped in the dark!

Would you if you slipped in the rain?

I would not if I slipped in the rain!

Not if I tripped in the dark, not if I feel off a train!

Not if I crashed my car, not if I was stung by a bee!

I do not like them, Ted you see.

I do not like them Red or Blue,

I do not like them especially with you!

You do not like them so you say,

Try them, try them and you may,

Try them and you may, I say!

Ted! If you will let me be,

I will try them, you will see!

Say!

I like ObamaCare and Spam!

I do, I like them Ted I am!

I would like them if I slipped in the rain,

I would like them if I fell off a train!

And if I crashed my car, And if I was stung by a bee!

They are so good, so good you see!

So I will like them if I break my leg,

I will like them if I take to my bed!

I will like them in Congress,

I will like them in the House!

I will like them Red or Blue,

I will even like them with YOU!

I do so like ObamaCare and Spam,

Thank you! Thank you, Ted I am!

Share